Why didn't I think of this?

I am such a bonehead for wanting to sell people good stuff for fair money, and I could be out fleecing the World's idiots for big margins...

If anyone that bought one of these systems needs some video to go with their awesome sound, give me a call. I'll stick a junky plasma up your ass for a high margin. I'll even show you a picture of it in a book before you buy it.

Don't take offense, just take your lumps...